Introducing Shreddies, “award-winning, flatulence-filtering underwear,” according to the brand’s site. “People who wear the fart-proof underwear state that no one can smell their toots” because the underwear is made using the same sort of filtration technology employed in chemical warfare suits.
It is unconfirmed if this is the case of every Shreddies customer, because who wants to be the person who admits that his farts can still be smelled through chemical warfare-grade underwear? (Though that would be pretty impressive.)
There are a few options available for both men and women, and the fart-proof underwear ranges from $37 to $75 depending on the model you choose.
You know what’s priceless though? Honesty. Don’t be the person who spends $75 to mask his farts. Just fart. Fart proud and fart free. Own it.